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Homeland Security forced to release list of words used
to monitor social media
The internet is a-buzz with this list of keywords
that will make the government take a peek at what we're saying
online. I just could not resist taunting the powers-that-be, with my
own little made up story that uses every single word in the first
group of keywords. Just exercising my free
speech.
Once
upon a time there was an assassination that led to an attack on our
domestic security. Though it turned out to be only a drill exercise,
the cops (AKA law enforcement) thought it to be the real thing and
alerted the authorities for disaster assistance, who called for
disaster management. They in turn got the DNDO (Domestic Nuclear
Detection Office) involved, thinking on the lines of national
preparedness.
The mitigation went on for days, if for no
other reason than prevention. And the response and recovery was like
that of finding a dirty bomb! You would have thought they had had a
domestic nuclear detection.
That was when emergency
management was called in, who claimed it was an emergency
response and that the first responder was home land
security, and that they had to flag a maritime domain
awareness (MDA).
The national preparedness initiative
prompted a militia shooting. When shots were fired there was an
immediate evacuation of a huge building, to prevent deaths and a
possible hostage situation. This worked out well because right after
there was this huge explosion. The police called for a disaster
medical assistance team (DMAT) to come in and ward off the
possibility of even more organized crime in the incident.
It
was a good thing they were called in, because the gangs came out of
the woodwork! National security was now in huge trouble. So a state
of emergency was called. It turned out that there had been a
security breach and a threat of a standoff. Well, this prompted the
SWAT team to get involved, screening of all local residents and even
a lock-down!
There was a bomb threat and a crash in of store
windows, and the looting began. Yep, a full out and out riot had
begun! A government helicopter, carrying bomb experts, had to make
an emergency landing, when they found out that a pipe bomb was
placed on the roof of the one government building. The incident
could have blown up the entire facility.
To be
continued!
Debra J.M. Smith
05-29-12
www.InformingChristians.com
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